Life in the fast lane - Siagon!

Having fun in the ever moving Siagon. This place is frantic! Night and day, busy, fast, absolute choas! Been walking lots, Got up really early cos I'm not used to the time change yet. We lost ourselves in the many un-named streets. After cruising around Saigon crossing the road between oncoming Hondas driven by women clad from head-to-toe. I can't say my method is very complex. I look to the right or left, and just hope they don't hit me.

Today we scoped the city's attractions and took a ride on a cyclo, wherever there is a market, we found it. Bought the new James Bond movie for $1.20. Had some beer in a bar with mist blowing in the doorway. Bought some photocopied rip off books from street lady.

Its 37C outside and the women here where jeans, gloves, a singlet, then a t-shirt, then a long sleeve top and then even a parker. I mean what is going on? Are they not human? Cant they feel the heat, don't they sweat? I had to ask somebody. They wear stocking like gloves that come all the way up to their armpits, they wear hats and scarfs as they are paranoid of their skin becoming darker. Aparently they have yellow skin and westerners have white skin, and white is more beautiful. I have found skin whitening moisturiser in the supermarket!

Everybody sells something, even when they look like they wont. They will. Books, post cards, pineapples, water, rubbish, sunnies, gunga, strawberries, earbuds, everything!

Loved the markets today. Wierd stuff. Guts, tripe, eels having their throats slit, pigs ears, pigs snouts, lots of hanging meat, rabbits, frogs legs, lots & lots of dried fish and fruits, and packets of those coconut nuts, I love those things.

Today we went out to the famous Cu Chi Tunnels, crawling throught the tunnels built by the Vietkong. Very hot and can't see, don't go in them if your claustrophobic. Sam fired a M-16 at the shooting range. It gave his shoulder a bit of a kick. We visited the War museum which was a real eye opener and very depressing. Many graffic photos of amputees, deformed babies in jars from agent orange, guns, bazookas, tanks, fighter planes. We walked throught the tiger prision then we went to the bakery. Took a photo of the cake art. One cake had a marzipan goat sitting on it. Very strange.

Went for dinner tonight at La Table de Siagon, in a small alley off our street. The crispy duck was stange but good, the pancake was massive & very tastey. They have oversized goldfish in tanks around the room, flaming beef dishes, many fluffy faded toothbrushes in the bathroom and a very tiny open kitchen on the other side of the alley.

Siagon highlights

• Hammock man, always seems to be around the corner, "Ham-mock" "Ham-mock". Why do I need a hammock?

• sam giving the finger to a cheeky little cigarette boy after he followed us around the city hasselling us to buy some fags when we both don't smoke. Sam finally says "ok, I'll buy some", goes to pull out some change from his pocket & gives him the finger instead. The boy had some humour, but then soon ran off embarrassed and avoided us for the rest of the day.

• Bargain tastey food. the best spring rolls in the world. the wrapped with noodles instead of rice paper & deep-fried. Peanut chilli dipping sauce. Fresh basil & mint.

• Free cocktails on womens day. Yes womens day. Sam thought it was a crok of shit and wouldn't buy me a flower from the little kids.

• Finding backstreet plastic chair "pho" restaurant. Pho ba curry, adding extra chilli, lots of beer, walking away with plenty of cash in pocket.

• Free pool everywhere

• French toast, jam & bananas for breakfast.

• Our coin fight at Le le Hotel, Opps smashed the glass top on bedside table and covered it up with the phone. We got away with it.

• Deep-fried tofu with lemongrass and chilli

• Braised pork in claypot, makes you wanna be hungry foreva.

• Chicken feet. Yes chicken feet. Sam gobbled them up no problem. I slightly freaking out. but the sticky rice and fries shallots were delish!